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Just for laughs 😇😆

What is *GENERATION GAP*
Father used to walk 20 mins to save ₹20.
Son spends ₹20 to save 20 mins.
(Surprisingly both r correct !)
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*Cultural Gap*
If *electricity* goes in *America* they call the power house.
In *Japan*, they test the fuse,
But In *India*, they check neighbour's house, "power gone there too, then ok !" 😀
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*Sense of Responsibility*
A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide. Librarian looks at him & says: "hello who will return the book ?"
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*Grandfather to Grandson:*
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as u bunked school today!
*Grandson:* U go hide I told her you passed away! 😛
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*Sister to brother:* What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
*Brother:* A football
*Sister:* But grandma does not play!
*Brother:* On my B'day she gave me Bhagavat Gita.

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